people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR
What the actual fuck
Boys hurt too
i am absolutely terrified and horrified by this
well damn this is an eyeopener
jesus what was hapening in the 90s?
Yeah… this one is kinda scary
I could tell she was trouble from the first kiss. I could tell something wasn’t right. It was dark and I couldn’t see her, but I could smell her. The flavor of garbage was pressed on her lips, and as hers met mine, I began to wonder what exactly I had gotten myself into. Always check to make sure your girlfriend isn’t a possum.
MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT, SIR?
waking up and getting up are two very very different things